I suggested he do a bit about his wife forcing him to wear funny hats:
"It will make you funnier!"
I came up
with a few scattered ideas but am still trying to work out where to go
with it. Right now they range from dry observations about my hometown
to jokes about pop culture to just plain off-the-wall stuff.
My friend
had a notebook of jokes and was testing them out on me, watching me to
see if I laughed. When I did, he made a note next to the joke. I felt
like I was participating in a bizarre psychology experiment, designed
to test my reaction to humor stimulus. I wondered if the next stage would
involve navigating through a maze. I hoped so, because then I might get
some cheese. I love cheese.
Surprisingly,
my friend and I are the only members of our group who would consider trying
standup, despite the fact that when I'm together with these friends, they
get into high-speed comedy competitions. Compared to them, I feel about
as funny as Howie Mandell. Without his rubber glove.
And even
when you've known these guys long enough to know many of these jokes are
canned, to be pulled out when appropriate, it's a bit overwhelming. Faced
with such rapid-fire battles of wit my response is to turn to the absurd,
the nonsequitur. At least, that way I get noticed. And sometimes I'm rewarded
with cheese.
Of course,
no matter how late I stay up any more, I get up early the next day. I've
become an old lady. I'm going to start eating grapefruit and bran cereal
for breakfast, wearing shapeless cardigans and talking about the "good
old days." Come to think of it, that's pretty close to me already.
So I've
been up for awhile, trying to come up with ideas. My only audience, however,
is my dog, who is pretty useless. I came up with a routine that involved
making monkey sounds and throwing her favorite toy.
I may have
to try it out on some people, too. But maybe I should wear a funny hat.
And give them cheese.
Moral:
It's perfectly acceptable to bribe someone for a laugh, unless you run
out of cheese.
Copyright
2003 by Alyce Wilson
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