Musings
By Alyce Wilson |
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Usually, I find spam about as entertaining as telemarketers, but yesterday I came across something which really moved me. I'd like to share this wonderful, unique experience with you: it's called The Sound of Music. OK, I've now lost everyone who's never heard of the Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band, which I'd guess is most everyone. Sorry about that. I'll start over. |
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(Just in case you needed to know when this wonderful missive was
sent.)
This spam gives me new reason to live. Just to know that somewhere out there is my friend coco and his magic link! It warms the entrails. Just like every morning I am thrilled to discover that I can enlarge my penis safely, get a degree online in less time, order Viagra from home (no doctors!), get porn DVDs 4 free, make big money, prevent stretch marks and get a Phermone High. No obligation, free consultation, free shipping, no gimmicks! If only I'd known about these marvelous opportunities before I wasted seven years of my life earning two degrees. If only I'd known I could enlarge my penis safely, I wouldn't have tried to construct one out of Styrofoam. If only I'd known I could get a free password for every English adult webstation, I wouldn't have wasted my time trying to make human connections. It's all so clear to me now. I have seen the light. I, the swami, will spread its magic power all over the web, in an effort to achieve worldwide enlightenment. Moral: Copyright 2003 by Alyce Wilson |
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