I suppose
there are worst things you could do. My sister used to sleep walk. She
once sleepwalked into my mom's room and jumped up on her bed, screaming
about candle people.
The closest
I've come to doing something like that was recent. I woke up downstairs
on the couch in the early morning, confused because I knew I'd gone to
bed the night before. The Gryphon told me that he'd received a page in
the middle of the night and gone downstairs to reply. He discovered me
lying on the couch and said something, but I just mumbled and went back
to sleep.
"Why
didn't you nudge me and make me go back to bed?" I asked.
"You
didn't seem to want to."
I still
don't have any idea why I ended up down there, except maybe The Gryphon's
snoring got louder than usual, and my unconscious body stumbled away from
the noise.
Whether
or not this happens to animals, it's hard to tell. Their usual behavior
doesn't make much sense either. Do they have stories like, "I woke
up licking a footstool and I have no idea how I got there"?
I've also
wondered about doggie dreams. My dog, Una, will move her feet and bark
or whine. I wonder if they have dreams about dog things, like chasing
squirrels, or whether the same strange creatures that inhabit our dreams
make calls in theirs. Do those same dream creatures cause the strange
behaviors we sometimes enact in sleep? Do they nudge the unconscious body
to perform their bidding, like marionettes on a string?
I think
I have an idea why this happened to me. After New Year's, when I overindulged
on a number of things, including caffeine, I cut back severely on caffeine
to where I was having practically none. But apparently, I need the little
boost that a glass of soda or a cup of coffee will give me in the evenings
when I'm working. No matter how much sleep I get the rest of the day,
no matter whether or not I have an afternoon nap, somewhere around 12:30
the brain starts to drift. Before I know it, I'm waking up with my forehead
on the keyboard.
There are
few professions where you can be a caffeine teetotaler, and none of them
involve the media. So I've learned a valuable lesson, emerging with a
little egg on my face or in this case, the impression of the space
bar. But it's all good. At least I don't wake up licking footstools.
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