January
2003/December
2002
Jan.
31, 2003 - The Big 6-0
My
Dad doesn't seem any older than he was 20 years ago. Of course, if I acknowledge
he's getting older, it means I'm getting older, too... Read
more
Jan.
30, 2003 -
100 Things About Me
34. I've never had a nickname I didn't give myself... Read
more
Jan.
28, 2003 -
The Recycling Challenge
Who wants my plastic? No one, apparently... Read
more
Jan.
27, 2003 -
Super Bowl of Rock
The Holy Trinity of Music in Philadelphia are The Boss, The Pianoman and
The Chairman of the Board... Read more
Jan.
26, 2003 -
Pain Unimaginable
Most people try to spend their Saturdays doing something enjoyable. I
spent mine watching bad animation, on purpose... Read
more
Jan.
24, 2003 -
Why Can't I Hibernate?
Weather
like this makes me wish I could hibernate. Like a bear, I could cuddle
up in a nice, warm cave somewhere and sleep the winter away... Read
more
Jan.
23, 2003 -
My Dog, My Roommate
One of the best roommates you could ever possibly have is a dog. Provided,
of course, they learn where to pee...
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Jan.
22, 2003 - Near Death
My
brother says you know you're getting old when you have a lot of stories
about how you almost died. I have a few...
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more
Jan.
21, 2003 - Devil Baby
I was born with a red "V" on my forehead. In
many cultures, this would have served as my death warrant, but in mine
I was allowed to live...
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Jan.
20, 2003 - Clueless
A friend of mine told me that, in the 13 years he's known me, I "haven't
changed a bit." I haven't? ... Read
more
Jan.
19, 2003 - Almost Famous
My grandmother's
cousin was a Munchkin in "The Wizard of Oz."...
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Jan.
18, 2003 - About Alyce
Tonight I got an affectionate, loving message on my answering machine.
It was
a wrong number... Read more
Jan.
16, 2003 -
The Creep Factor
I have an uncanny ability for attracting creeps... Read
more
Jan.
14, 2003 -
Museum Hijinks
My sister and I recently visited the Philadelphia Museum of Art, which
was an eye-opening experience, especially as a woman... Read
more
Jan.
10, 2003 - Make Me Laugh
When times get tough, I turn to comedy... Read more
Jan.
4, 2003 -
Lady of the Dance
Why do I always end up in gay bars when a relationship breaks up? ...
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Jan.
3, 2003 -
Christmas, Gone with the Wind
"It looks better if you squint," he'd told me.
He was right... Read more
Dec.
21, 2002 - Una's Owner
My dog has more friends than I do.
... Read more
Dec.
19, 2002 -
Heathen Gingerbread
This past weekend I did the devil's work, some would say. I prefer to
label it the work of an unruly God... Read
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