For months,
whoever had read them would gather over lunch break and discuss them excitedly,
while those who were still catching up would cover their ears, hum and
leave the room.
When I finished
the fourth one, I couldn't believe I had to wait until the next one came
out. "But that's okay," one of my coworkers assured me, "it's
due out next year."
One year
turned into two. In total, it took J.K. Rowling three years to finish
the latest installment, Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix.
But as someone with two unfinished novels biding time amongst my boxes
of personal papers, I can't be too judgmental. Of my two works-in-progress,
the one I intend to finish is on hiatus while I work out a stumbling block
in the plot. The last time this happened, it took me three years and a
life-changing experience to figure out how to fix it.
So three
years to write an 800-plus page novel is entirely respectable.
I pre-ordered
a copy of the latest Harry Potter book at my local book store as soon
as I found out the release date. I got a notice last week telling me they
were going to have a midnight sale on Friday. Now, a lot of my work takes
place in the evening, second shift, if you will, so I wasn't available
at the stroke of midnight. I called the book store at 1:30 a.m. to find
out if they were still open.
"Yes,
we are," she said. "But there's 300 people in line. You might
want to wait until tomorrow." I decided she was right.
After four
hours of sleep, I got up bright and early to take care of some things,
then drove to the book store. When I got there, I took it as a positive
sign that there were actually some spaces in the parking lot.
A sign at
the front door said we were supposed to wait in line at the cash register
to pick up our copies of the book. The line didn't look bad until you
got close. Then you could see that it stretched from the register to the
back of the store. This was a big store, too. One of those warehouse-
sized ones, with a special children's section with chairs and everything.
And a coffee shop.
Oh, well.
I had brought my notebook, so I stood in line writing yesterday's Musings
entry. While I waited, I impulsively picked up two other books in displays
next to the line: The Princess Bride by William Goldman and You
Back the Attack! We'll Bomb Who We Want by Micah Ian Wright. I had
heard there was 10% discount on any book you got along with the new Harry
Potter.
Behind me
was a man and his 13-year-old son. The tween was far more patient than
his father, who kept complaining that they should have ordered it over
Amazon.com. The kid tried to make him feel better by saying things like,
"I heard the lines were even worse last night, Dad."
Despite
the media's characterization of the Harry Potter phenomenon as a children's
fad, only about a third of the people in line had children with them.
They might have been taking the book home to children, but I would guess
a large percentage, like me, were buying it for themselves.
When I got
to the front of the line, the cashier ran up my total for the three books.
"$89.41," she said.
"What?"
"$49.41."
"Oh,
I thought you said $89.41," I told her. "And I was thinking,
'Well, it's been three years. I guess it's worth it...'" I joked
that she could probably charge whatever she wanted and people would fork
it over. She smiled.
As I headed
back to my truck, I passed a woman sitting in a car, behind the steering
wheel, eagerly reading the first chapter. She couldn't even wait to get
home.
The big
challenge for me over the next few weeks -- with all the massive creative
projects I have underway -- will be fitting in a daily Harry Potter reading.
Last night I fell asleep partway into the first chapter, the book propped
on my chest. It's amazing the weight of the 870-page tome didn't suffocate
me!
But even
a few pages in, I knew the wait (and the weight) was worth it.
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