In
honor of the upcoming holiday, here are some items I found while walking
my dog that relate, albeit sometimes in a tangential way, to Christmas.
First
is apparently a program for a holiday worship service, including lyrics
for "O Come All Ye Faithful," "What Child Is This?",
"The First Noel," and "Joy to the World."
On
the back, somebody wrote another list of songs, perhaps to be performed
by the choir, along with someone's name and phone number. The songs include
"Ave Maria," "All I Ask," "Amaz" ("Amazing
Grace?") and "Eagle's Wings."
Whoever
it was had a very musical Christmas service. Hopefully, all the singers
were good. Otherwise, it would have been excruciating: "Oh, no! They're
singing again! That's it; I'm leaving."
Next
is a small Christmas note, with a pair of Santa's boots on the front.
Inside
is hand-written, "Kim, Merry Christmas! Kim."
I'm
assuming this happened to be someone giving a gift to someone with the
same name, but it could just be a self-bought gift with a wry gift card.
Who knows?
Now
here are some items that people often purchase as gifts for the holidays.
First is a sticker for an African-American Barbie.
She's
wearing an awful printed hoodie, but I guess even Barbie makes a fashion
misstep once in a while.
Next
are directions for what appears to be an Xbox game called Reactor. Given
that the game was manufactured by Kellogg Co., it probably came in a cereal
box. This sheet provides directions for flying "your spaceship through
the rocky terrain to destroy the main reactor."
Now,
I'm not certain what happens when you win, considering that means you've
just destroyed a reactor at close range. Apparently, a "winning tone"
plays. Considering that such a close-range mission would no doubt destroy
the spaceship, it seems a small reward.
Electronic
devices are also popular gifts. Which brings me to my next item, a piece
of white cardboard showing an artist's rendering of a Treo phone.
I'm
not exactly sure where this was used, because it has seems as if it's
made to be folded on the sides. I think maybe it came from a package containing
a Treo phone. Although why you'd also need a picture of it, when you could
probably see the phone itself, is anyone's guess.
Finally,
if you can't think of anything else to give, there's always cash.
"What
do you mean this isn't a real $20 bill, officer? My nephew gave it to
me as a Christmas present. Yes, I know it has a township newsletter on
the back, but I just thought that was part of the new design. No, I must
admit, on second glance, that doesn't look very real."
Oh,
well. It's the thought that counts.
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