She hops into the back yard, playfully, sniffs things to see if they smell
differently than the last time she sniffed them, a few hours ago. I have
to remind her what she's there to do: "Go pee-pee!"
When she's
in the mood, she'll comply right away. But otherwise, she continues hopping
around, sniffing things. This forces me to repeat the command. "Go
pee-pee! Go pee-pee!" I shout, my voice turning desperate. All of
this must be extremely amusing to the neighbors.
Why do I
stand outside in the cold with my dog? Because she refuses to stay out
there alone. As soon as I close the door, she's at it, whining to be let
back in. I think she was permanently traumatized by living next to a dog
who was forced to stay outside in all weather. She's afraid I'll abandon
her to a similar fate.
Even after
she's done, she bounces around sniffing things, immune to the cold while
I'm standing on the back steps with icicles in my hair. This makes me
wish I had fur.
My brother
doesn't share my views on the cold. He revels in it. Since he left Central
Pennsylvania, he's lived in two places that were so cold I couldn't imagine
moving there. The first was Colorado. I visited him and his then-fiance
there for New Year's 2000. Not only was it so cold that I had permanent
wind-burn during the trip, but he and his friends had decided the best
way to spend New Year's was outside.
Now granted,
there was a bonfire, but this didn't help very much. It only kept one
side of you warm at a time.
Some of
the guys decided the best way to deal with this problem was to actually
get in the fire. You think I'm joking, but I have pictures.
And this
was before midnight.
My brother
and his fiance, now his wife, are now living in Vermont. I visited there
this summer, and it was certainly a beautiful place. Of course, it wasn't
20 degrees below zero at the time.
Every time
I talk to him on the phone, he asks me how cold it is in Philly. I usually
complain that it was so cold I got an ice-cream headache from walking
outside, or something to that effect.
"That's
nothing," he tells me. He then shocks me with the current temperature
in Vermont, a tinge of pride in his voice.
He does
the same thing with snow. If we had four inches, they had 12. If we had
a foot of snow, they had two feet.
And in the
very next breath, he says, "You should move here."
I tell him
I'll think about it.
Moral:
I'll move to Vermont if I can figure out a way to hibernate.
Copyright
2003 by Alyce Wilson
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