The shorter
blonde instructor had super dark eyebrows that made her look like Groucho
Marx. I'm not sure if they were drawn on or if they simply matched her
natural hair color.
The African-American
instructor looked much better, except for her strange gold leotard, which
actually had a turtleneck! Perhaps the others forced it on her, fearing
that her natural good looks would upstage them.
All the
leotards were strange in one respect: they were cut thong style, presumably
to show off their buns of steel. They wore them over flesh colored stockings,
which had the added advantage of keeping the thong where it belonged.
I could say more, but you might be eating.
Apparently,
buns of steel is a code word for absolutely flat butts, since none of
them had discernible "buns" at all. They had muscles where their
buns should be, which struck me as particularly funny. I wondered what
they sat on. But they'd probably sell less tapes if they called it
Flat Buns or Invisible Buns.
But none
of these things mattered as much as the workout, and I must admit I got
a good workout, though I had some issues with the tape nonetheless. They
switched between the three instructors, some of whom were better than
others. I thought the African-American was pretty good, but Groucho drove
me batty. It was hard to concentrate on the movements, between staring
at her eyebrows and recoiling from her overly perky exclamations: "Come
on! Everybody wants tight buns!" Not to mention, every time one of
the instructors turned so that their "buns" were more visible,
in those ridiculous thong leotards, I had to stifle a laugh.
Some of
them used dance moves, which made it fun, and they went pretty fast, which
was fine for an aerobics veteran like myself but would be difficult for
newbies. The camerawork and editing was also really strange. They showed
a lot of medium shots of just the upper body, so that you couldn't see
what the legs were doing! And sometimes just as an instructor was switching
to a new movement, they would show one of the other instructors following
her, instead of the key instructor demonstrating the movement.
The toning
workout itself was good but nothing spectacular: mostly squats and lunges.
The exercises weren't much of a challenge for me, and today, the day after,
I'm not particularly sore in that area, although I have some overall muscle
soreness which I attribute to getting back into my full exercise routine
at last (two Denise Austin kickboxing tapes plus the Buns of Steel
2000 tape, plus a dog walk).
I figure
I probably use the muscles worked in this tape quite frequently already,
between walking up and down the stairs at my apartment and doing my kickboxing
tapes, which emphasize low stances that use a variety of muscle groups.
Overall,
I much prefer my Denise Austin tapes because, although cheerful, she has
a much more natural way about her, from her makeup to her smile. I actually
think I could meet Denise Austin on the street and have a conversation
with her. Her workouts are both fun and challenging, and I like that each
one of them is only 25 minutes long. On days when I have less time, I
can work in one of them instead of two or three.
Still, variety
is good, so I can work this tape into my workout once or twice a week.
I may even see if there's a Hips and Thighs of Steel workout available.
Besides, I can always use a laugh.
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