April
2003
April
30, 2003 - Sing it, Sister!
While I was visiting my parents this past weekend, my dad and I saw the
"Sing-along Sound of Music."...
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April
29, 2003 -
Stranded in Cowtown, USA
I have been offline for a veritable aeon, four whole days and half of
another. And all because I can't trust mechanics in Philly...
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April
24, 2003 - Letter # 3
At first
glance it was an oversized, flowery card like Grandma usually sent. But
inside there were not just one but two letters... Read
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April
23, 2003 -
Grass Greener, Girl Goldener
Several
NBC television shows are structured around the "grass is greener"
concept, a.k.a. the "Golden Girl Premise"... Read
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April
22, 2003 - Evenflow
thoughts
arrive like butterflies
Oh, he don't know
so he chases them away
someday yet he'll begin his life again ... Read
more
April
21, 2003 -
Moving and Shaking
This weekend I helped some friends move. We should start a support group
for packrats.... Read more
April
20, 2003 -
Shock and Awe (TM)
Companies
are battling to trademark "Shock and Awe." What was the marketing
meeting like?... Read more
April
18, 2003 - Incredible Shrinking Woman
When you
lose weight, I wish you got to choose where to lose it from... Read
more
April
17, 2003 -
Dada Decorating
I create
collages on my walls. Most assume I never outgrew college, but I see it
as artistic expression...
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April
16, 2003 -
What Robins Bring
Young robins
have decided my air conditioner is a good place to rest while learning
to fly... Read more
April
15, 2003 - Dance Dreams of Degas
Movement
was what Degas was about. He wanted a split second of life, frozen in
space with all its flaws and beauty... Read more
April
14, 2003 -
Ghost Kittens and Fate
The best thing about having an out-of-town guest is being a tourist where
you live. We went shopping and heard about a ghost kitten in Old City...
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April
11, 2003 - Vet Baggage
I am driving
my dog to the vet for the third time in three weeks, except that this
time it's to help other dogs... Read more
April
10, 2003 - Backstreet Saddam
Where is Saddam? Hiding in Syria? Crouched in a bunker? Joined the Backstreet
Boys?... Read more
April
9, 2003 - Hey, Hey, Mr. Taxman
It was a gray day. Time to do my taxes. My dog brought me toys whenever
I sighed aloud... Read more
April
8, 2003 - Snowbombs
The problem
with the weather getting so cold again is that you're always underdressed.
So, how about that war in Iraq?... Read more
April
7, 2003 -
Stop Making Sense
I just saw
a guy in a cowboy hat walking down the street carrying a radiator. I can
tell you what: I'm about sick of this cold weather...
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April
5, 2003 - I'm 86% Girl
An online test is 86% certain I'm a girl. A veterinarian test is 100%
certain my dog has Lyme Disease... Read more
April
3, 2003 - First Blood
Just did
my first night of standup. I made more people laugh off-stage... Read
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April
1, 2003 - Fooling Around
I don't know
whether I want to fly to accept the Pulitzer Prize or not. It is a great
honor, but I have so many other things to do... Read
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