After introducing
herself as Adele, she asked my name, my dog's name, where I lived, if
I had children, what I did for a living, how old I was, where my family
lives and a host of other personal questions. I answered them not so much
because I wanted to but because I couldn't think of anything else to do.
She asked
me if my dog was part pit bull, and I told her no. Of course, Una's a
mix, so anything's a possibility, but she's such a sweetheart that even
if she has any pit in her, she doesn't have the worst traits of that breed.
"Oh,"
she said, apparently disappointed. "Well, you still ought to keep
her with you when you go out, even in the middle of the day."
"Really?
Why's that?"
She leaned
closer in her chair and told me she'd lived in this neighborhood a long
time and it's gotten "worse."
"Oh?"
I asked.
Then, cupping
a hand next to her mouth, she spoke in a stage whisper loud enough to
carry across her lawn, "Black people."
I was stunned,
and I considered telling her I'd once dated "a black guy" (The
Invisible Man), but I thought if I did that, I'd be as bad as her. I've
never seen him as his racial heritage but as the person he is.
Now I was
really anxious to break away from her, so after listening to more admonitions
about how dangerous it was to walk around in broad daylight in the midst
of all those black people, I told her good-bye and continued my walk.
Of course,
because of where she lives, I see her on a fairly regular basis. Every
time we see her, she calls out, "Hi, Una! It's Aunt Adele."
She's had to ask my name again several times; she tried "April"
and "Amy" before she got it right. This isn't entirely unusual.
After all, most people don't even ask for my name, only Una's. To most
of my neighbor's, I'm Una's owner.
Some days
she seems worse than others. I've seen her with her hair disheveled, seemingly
incoherent. I've seen her bum a cigarette on the way down to the corner
store. Sometimes she asks me again the same questions she asked before:
where I live, how old I am. I think that maybe she's started to develop
Alzheimer's.
My hair
dresser was less charitable. "Crazy lady" was what she dubbed
her. She said if it was up to her, she'd start making up stuff if she
asked the same question more than once. "She won't remember next
time anyway."
I'm not
the only person in the neighborhood to whom Adele has given the third
degree. I saw her doing the same thing to a young mother the other day,
wanted to know all her kids' ages, where they went to school, where they'd
lived before here. An interesting side note: she seemed just as friendly
to her as she had to me, and this was a white mother with biracial children.
At least
she's friendly, if misguided. And I do give her points for being one of
the few people in the neighborhood who thinks of me as somebody other
than Una's owner. One
thing is for certain: I'm unlikely to forget her name.
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